THE WORST DAY EVE R

one day long ago da monkey S were spRE A ding eve ry whe Re and de made lil camPs all O fur de Ur
de were ma King many tings wit all of der new monkey mo T ions....de had da spIRit....de had found
da AU (gold) and had cuntrol of the fur...de were cOO kin' now...der fOOd any whey...de had learned
many tRiX wit d'bone lion eve ry whe Re...de had d'G lass OB sid d ion....baalaak and shy n E
de were com bi ning der B 1/2 n UR s getten' der A c T to get her...de boy monkeys wood go out
eve Ry day to get her an seARch fur food pu TT in' de spIRit in de animal ss's lOO Kin for de lil
fruits an bERRies eve ry whe Re gathering dem U P and bringin' dem back 2 D'camP sitE
den de wood all eat and 1/2 d'A bun dance dis was a haPPy time a time of piecE an hAR moNY
now one day da boy monkeys went 2 DO der co lick ting while the grrrl monkeys spEnt de day
ma King d'PastEs an OtheR Goo dat de wood cOOk O fur d'fur stix dat heated eve ry ting U P
de wood B ma King d'Baa S kits an d'B laN kits and d'Tu nics dat were der C lows and all da lil monkeys
waT ch ed an learned how 2 do dEES tings now U P on REturning de monkeys noTiced
so me ting strange dis day...all of d'grrrl monkeys were siTTin on one siDe of the camP fur cIRcle
l eve n' de other side emPty 4 dem 2 sit on dis PuZZled dem and 1 der in what was U P
de asKed and asKed buTT the grrrl monkeys jusT STARed back at dem G LAring...all da lil
monkeys 1 der ed 2 buTT got the G LARe two No onE spoke or said any ting...it was awful
a furry strange day indEEd....there was no dinner and no A bun dance and eve ry body was unhaPPy
d'following day as they were hunting de consulted members of a nEiGhboring TriBe and found that
this was haPPin ing eve RY whe RE and spREading to all monkey groups a plaGue UPon the world 4 eve R

Story of the GObag

Long long ago in da time of the monkey the ol' sakwatch
was hot on the trail of da lan O' d'cainhand monkey....Lucky T
Now de "C" all da mystasphereical logastickitwityall
lil "A" brown genie monkeys ( wit out da long brown hair now )
walkabuttin' around doin' der dijeridoo d'jevu did ya dig her O
and dooty two wit a devil doobeedoo and a wiggle waggle
in ur downtown durango a diamond dance wit ur fandango
de were walkin' here and der and eve R wheRe till de lost der lil hair
and den da lil hairless walkabuts began der long lion of d'bigcats
wit sakwatch harry and da magic wand man from Cain hand land
look at my Big Stick E man de Raastick T mo....
dis was da begining of da RA fur all refural and defural and the
Go for d'fur of all men T ( da PRO jack of all projects )
and after a lot of furring refurring defurring and purrrrrfurring
de den began our long lion of da G iants and de "B" LuCky n' fur
CHI nutts in d'logstickyall whey....
De wood get a lil pita flat bread bored....strap on a tree stick
at the rear two steer and RA sent de lil raftaraastafar I ants in
search of d'fur and Raastick T mo both hafur and near
it was hilarious nefarious and harifarious and de lil logstickital
raastick T raftafari....well de catch a fur wit a raw fur stick
and we got "one g'deye big cat sakwatch pierat E raastafari sailor monkey
AAAAAAAAARGH and we sail em a lot in between da sandy beaches
until we got da can "D" men of da big rock candy moon town down under
den we got da carmel K mel devil "C" ray jus thru d'ark
Go fur d'wood and bag d'G man....it was da cocaine in the Cocoa La
da triple"C" ray JoBu jokula in d'ok U Lay Baa

Lions of the Desert

From the elusively lucent lion tents of the paradisial camels of the oasis
there arose a crucially noxious wicked slippery slimy forked tongued bearseer
who listened and listened and listened untill he made all things G listen and
then he made you brite with his fear cuz Lu C's fear there and he sees
fur there than you and if Lu C's Fur there you better get Lu C Fur's kit
and furk it

Into the Mystic

Into the mystic in a world full of wonder
seeing the colors and hearing the thunder
the cool gentile breezes, the solar heat
its only you the slimasr who must keep the beat

Selah...ami
Lucifursphereit, d'baadangel