Thursday, April 5, 2007

THE WORST DAY EVE R






one day long ago da monkey S were spRE A ding eve ry whe Re and de made lil camPs all O fur de Ur
de were ma King many tings wit all of der new monkey mo T ions....de had da spIRit....de had found
da AU (gold) and had cuntrol of the fur...de were cOO kin' now...der fOOd any whey...de had learned
many tRiX wit d'bone lion eve ry whe Re...de had d'G lass OB sid d ion....baalaak and shy n E
de were com bi ning der B 1/2 n UR s getten' der A c T to get her...de boy monkeys wood go out
eve Ry day to get her an seARch fur food pu TT in' de spIRit in de animal ss's lOO Kin for de lil
fruits an bERRies eve ry whe Re gathering dem U P and bringin' dem back 2 D'camP sitE
den de wood all eat and 1/2 d'A bun dance dis was a haPPy time a time of piecE an hAR moNY
now one day da boy monkeys went 2 DO der co lick ting while the grrrl monkeys spEnt de day
ma King d'PastEs an OtheR Goo dat de wood cOOk O fur d'fur stix dat heated eve ry ting U P
de wood B ma King d'Baa S kits an d'B laN kits and d'Tu nics dat were der C lows and all da lil monkeys
waT ch ed an learned how 2 do dEES tings now U P on REturning de monkeys noTiced
so me ting strange dis day...all of d'grrrl monkeys were siTTin on one siDe of the camP fur cIRcle
l eve n' de other side emPty 4 dem 2 sit on dis PuZZled dem and 1 der in what was U P
de asKed and asKed buTT the grrrl monkeys jusT STARed back at dem G LAring...all da lil
monkeys 1 der ed 2 buTT got the G LARe two No onE spoke or said any ting...it was awful
a furry strange day indEEd....there was no dinner and no A bun dance and eve ry body was unhaPPy
d'following day as they were hunting de consulted members of a nEiGhboring TriBe and found that
this was haPPin ing eve RY whe RE and spREading to all monkey groups a plaGue UPon the world 4 eve R